DSL

I've just gotta say I like this DSL thing. Now my internet connection goes "Zoom, zoom, zoom!"

Britin

Conversation between Rudy and Doris after they come out of the television and are in the kitchen waiting for her to get them drinks


Rudy: Do you have a can opener?
Doris: It's on the can.
Gang: Ooooh...


They start beatboxing and using the cans for accompaniment while singing their theme song....
Group: Na na na gonna have a good time...

Musical Pick Me Up

I'm sorry but I have trouble going to sleep on such an angst filled note so I put on a CD and thought I'd post the lyrics of my favorite song by Caedmon's Call called "Before There Was Time" so enjoy....

Before there was time
There were visions in Your mind
There was death in the fall of mankind
But there was life in salvation's design

Before there were days
There were nights I could not see Your face
But the night could not keep me from grace
When You came and took my place

Chorus

So I cry holy only begotten Son of God
Ancient of days
I cry holy only begotten Son of God
And sing the praises
Of the One who saved me
And the promises He made

Before there was time
You counted the hairs on my head
You knew all the words I've said
And You purchased me back from the dead

Before I was made
You searched me and knew my ways
You numbered all my days
And You set forth the steps I would take

You saved me; You raised me
You saved me; You pulled me from the grave

Chorus 2x

So I cry holy only begotten Son of God
Ancient of days
I cry Holy only begotten Son of God
And sing the praises
Of the one who saved me
And the promises He made
Before there was time

Britin

Everyones Doing It!

Your dating personality profile: Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love. Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along. Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.

Your date match profile: Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need. Traditional - You need someone who is a bit old-fashioned. A person with traditional values and beliefs will perfectly compliment your lifestyle. Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.

Your Top Ten Traits 1. Big-Hearted 2. Shy 3. Liberal 4. Practical 5. Religious 6. Wealthy/Ambitious 7. Athletic 8. Funny 9. Sensual 10. Traditional

Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Conservative 2. Traditional 3. Religious 4. Shy 5. Practical 6. Big-Hearted 7. Funny 8. Intellectual 9. Athletic 10. Adventurous

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